i am so not good at saucy talking.

okay need to calm down.

HE WANTS TO MAKE ME NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE SENTENCES. WHAT IS WHAT WHAT WHHHAAAT OH MY LIFE

not too sure how I have ever had a boyfriend in my life. I cannot talk to boys. IT DOES NOT WORK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAAHAH OH GOOD LORD HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHAT IS WRONG WITH BOYS?? HAHAH AHHH MAN

I’m so not going.

P.S. He’s ugly (of course he is hes someone I dated) so I feel like saying that none of my friends would WANT to get with him. Think that might be slightly harsh though.

Think theres something wrong with men.
My ex just messaged me asking if i’d like to come to his birthday (yay) then he goes bring as many single friends as you can (hmm) so when I ask him why he says ‘so I can get on them’ (WTFWHORESLUTBITCHSLUTDOUCHE)
Yno I just give up.

Think a guy could still fancy a girl after seeing her in her knickers then tights then more knickers?

Lalalalaalalala happy days happy days

YOU CANT STOP THIS JOY.